I mean, it seems to me that there is no surer symptom of the onset of Middle-Aged Rock Nerdery than giving a shit about drummers. Guitarists: sure; singers: obviously; bassists: welllllll, ok, if it’s a chick — or if it’s a dude and you’re a chick. But why even know the drummer’s name, unless it’s Echo or Roland? What is happening to me?